Political Reach around

(N)When the winning member of a political battle will make some attempt to help his opponent, it is called a political reach around.

When the democrats took congress, they did a political reach around not to immediately withdraw troops from Iraq.

by The Wandering Loser June 4, 2007

Koala reach around

When a girl pleasures a man in the big spoon position with her legs wrapped around his body, like a Koala bear on a tree.

Bro she is a real keeper she gave me a Koala reach around on the first date

by themanbearwalrus June 13, 2014

Texas reach around

The act of stroking the male penile shaft in a hot dog bun while drinking an alcholic beer, then immediately following ejaculation, the hot dog bun is inserted with a hot dog using the males semen as a makeshift condiment.

"Bro this tastes like a Texas reach around"

"yea I just made it with Nunis"

by Nunis April 9, 2009

fartin' around the turd

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

by Schiftie August 24, 2009

screw around

to have intimate physical contact with someone or something; synonyms: mess around, fool around, make out. May require adverb 'a little'. (Pronunciation given in Oxford Second Edition ASCII style.)

Jane and I screwed around a little while her husband was out hunting for snipes.

by Jarvin Arkson March 11, 2004

Fuck Around and Find Out

Another way of proposing the scientific method.
Observation/Question, Research, Hypothesis, and Testing all belong in the "fuck around" category.
Analyzing data and Recording your testing

Person 1: Hey, you! Fuck you!

Person 2: *Question* Can I kick this guys ass?

*Research* He's taller than me and seemingly works out, but only has one arm.

*Hypothesis* I can kick this guys ass.

Let's fuck around and find out!

*Testing* I will try and kick his ass

Person 1: *kicks person 2's ass*

Person 2: *Analysis* I could not kick his ass

*Recording* My W/L ratio is now 3-48

by chronicthebledgehonk September 11, 2021

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003