A person who drags their bare ass across someone's carpet or rug leaving a skid mark (a line of fecal matter) on said carpet or rug intentionally.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
Also used for someone who ejaculates into another person's pubic hair.
That rug smudger ruined your new carpet, you may never get that stain out.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
Or
He pulled out and came on my pubic hair, what a rug smudger.
by Axe smacker August 30, 2019
Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.
by 187NookLV February 10, 2021
A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.
by somegoof January 19, 2005
An attractive fat girl. After you sleep with her you notice her panties on your floor and the panties look like a rug.
I nailed that Rug Queen Emilie last night. Thought there was a dead cheetah on my floor this morning.
by Byerley October 09, 2013
a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 13, 2010
by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020
The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol
by Splatt January 27, 2019