Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.

"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"

by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019

hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Peanut butter hershey macaroons

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.

"Oh my god! Peanut butter hershey macaroons.." She had just gotten a blue screen on her computer.

by heccu-chan May 16, 2018

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick

“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

by Tittie boi May 5, 2022

Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.

I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.

by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021