Carnegie Melon

That shit where your girls gets a melon and cuts a hole in it then proceeds to slob on your knob.

Friend: damn, why do you smell like fruit?
Me: oh, thats cause my girl gave me a Carnegie Melon last night.
Friend: you a lucky man
*Daps up friend*

by Dat one n**ga November 15, 2023

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 20, 2015