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by no-oneimportant September 11, 2023
Kink me out" is a phrase used between a group of close knit friends. "Kink me out" is a another way of saying "punk me out" of "lay me to the ground" which mean when a friend it "mad at you or is getting aggravated with you, you can tell him/her to "kink me out." Its just a funny way of saying to your friends "just slap me if I get on your nerves.
Casey: "omg!!! I can't believe you are still mad about that!"
Megan: "you called me fat, of course I'm still mad"
Casey: "I know you wanna hit me"
Megan: "no I don't"
Casey: "just kink me out" "lay me to the ground, punk me out."
Megan: *slaps Casey*
Megan: "you called me fat, of course I'm still mad"
Casey: "I know you wanna hit me"
Megan: "no I don't"
Casey: "just kink me out" "lay me to the ground, punk me out."
Megan: *slaps Casey*
by Kandi_marie August 02, 2011
by gay shit January 15, 2022
When you carve a dildo out of dry ice and insert it into the females pussy then chain her to the bed and let a bunch of your friends cum on her then you chop her feet off
by Iliketocumongrannies November 29, 2017
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
by Ali and Amanda July 29, 2010
by hailey xoxo October 07, 2021
Person 1: It’s National piss kink day Person 2: What is that Person 1: it’s the day that we can piis anywhere!
by pisskinkdrawer May 10, 2021