Top Heavy

Drunk to the point of being unable to maintain ones balance.

"I barely remember last night, did I drink a lot?"
"Dude, you were top heavy, you could barely stand up."

by Pelforth999 March 29, 2010

heavy-hitter

Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.

Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."

by boringoldorange January 05, 2018

Heavy Metal

A bunch of retards shouting at each other and shakin their heads.

the heavy metal group Slipknot is a great example of this

by Ruudboy93 April 27, 2006

Heavy D

A young male who is in the process of figuring out his sexual identity. Usually contemplates this as he watches star wars and tries to figure out if he is suited to be Han Solo, Princess Leia, or a Wookie.

That Heavy D asked out my brother.

by Adog March 04, 2004

Heavy Hitter

Heavy Hitter: A fat and/or heavy set woman. Typically a Heavy Hitter is a fat woman who takes an unwanted interest in you. Can also be a chubby or fat girl with stalkerish & clinger ways because shes fat and desperate for attention.

Example #1: "I just joined a dating website and the only chick that messaged me back was a heavy hitter."

Example #2: Friend: Hey man how was the action at the bar last night? Me: "Kinda sucked, only heavy hitters on the prowl"

Example #3: Friend: "Hey bro who's that fat chick following you around?" Me: "Just some heavy hitter I've been banging to keep the rust off."

by Mr.Mittens February 25, 2019

heavy cream

full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode

when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away

by john john December 01, 2004

Heavy Metal

The future of music is all shit.Kids today are all either goth/metal or emo.That's what they are all into.And they are going to be making the music of the future? Somebody needs to beat the emo out of these goth kids.

Heavy metal is so emo.

by goth kids are fags September 12, 2005