Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 09, 2024

hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 07, 2020

hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 05, 2021

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 04, 2017

Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.

He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.

by rslinuxguy December 07, 2023

Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.

In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!

by BeeSilvArea February 22, 2024