Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.
The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.
by Augusta Civillian August 24, 2018
A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.
"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."
by BIG KENT January 01, 2016
WW1, Germans shoot some chlorine gas mortars, British people put on their gas masks. some dude lost his Gas-mask and dies of rotting lung.
by Gas-mask child December 06, 2010
a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock
by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004
by asliceofawesome September 12, 2017
A very difficult sexual maneuver in which an individual uses his erect or semi erect penis to penitrate his/her partner's anus and subsequently urinates in him/her internally. This usually results in a NASCAR style expulsion of urine from the receiving party's anus. Thus, the moniker of "gas can".
by Shaun Goater October 09, 2006
The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.
Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.
by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010