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Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.
by DTOpposion December 26, 2022
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Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.
guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.
by woaeyu July 8, 2011
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Flash-Drive

Its just like putting a USB in your computer and putting information on it,but instead you put your penis inside your woman, and when you pull it out, you got all of her information, right there on your penis.
Chris: Yo Liam I heard you and your chick had sex?
Liam: Yeah bro, I even pulled a flash-drive on her!
by OGhypebeast69 March 9, 2017
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Drive-By Media

(uncountable) (US, idiomatic) Mass Media that provides broad or misleading statements in quick succession without context or explanation. Never returning to "Original" stated story /report with unbiased factual information for follow up.
You know what a Drive-By shooting is.

CALLER: Sure.

RUSH: You got a bunch of renegades in a car and they drive into a crowd and they start spraying bullets around and they head on down the highway and make a total mess of things. They ruin some people. They kill some people in the case of Drive-By shootings. Then they head on down the highway and they do it again. Meanwhile, other people have to clean up the mess. The Drive-By Media is the same way. They come in with their cameras and their microphones and their news reporting, and they create an absolute mess. They scare the hell out of people. They literally cause carnage. Their actions sometimes are destructive and ruinous to individuals. They kill the reputations of people, or try to. And then they get in the convertible, they head on down the highway and they find the next group of people to do the same thing to while there are those of us who have to go in and clean up the mess.
by Iceman99turbo March 24, 2021
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Jackin Drive

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.
by AMC1987 February 23, 2009
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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
by thumperconway August 22, 2009
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Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like
I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses
by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019
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