crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

crispy, juicy, tender

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.

person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

by tottallynotgay January 16, 2024

Crispy Enterprises

A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.

Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.

Crispy Enterprises, the top rated Email Copywriter.

by newsnews January 26, 2024

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Crispy End

A female friend who is most likely to partake in sexual acts with an elderly male.

“Sandra, such a gold digger, she loves her crispy ends!”

by Robynbanks September 9, 2021

Milky way crispy rolls

When you get dressed in your fave baggies and crop top.

Damn I have the milky way crispy rolls

by White Beyonce September 28, 2021

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021