cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 30, 2006

Headshot Cancer

Used to refer to headshots in first/third person shooters, usually with a sniper rifle.

Player 1: *walking* BOOM *head goes off*

Player 2: lolz, i just gave that guy headshot cancer

Gamer 1: Dude, get the sniper and start causing some headshot cancer!

by Esher52 October 4, 2009

Cancer Break

Act of nicotine consumption at work.

"This paperwork shit is pissing me off, let's go have a cancer break"

by manateehunter June 9, 2007

Jive cancer

Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.

'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'

AKA Cancer of the Jive

'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'

by HenryWatson October 20, 2006

gay cancer

Before much was known about AIDS/HIV, "gay cancer" was sometimes used to describe this strange infection that effected mostly homosexual males in the US.

Fag caught a case of gay cancer.

by Ken Oh May 13, 2005

Cancer Box

One or more people smoking one or more cigarettes in a enclosed vehicle or room. Similar to a hotbox.

Man I don't smoke so I'm not gonna sit in this cancer box.

by Shawn Maglicic December 13, 2005

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially coke zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm gonna go buy some bread. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 10, 2009