Brandon

A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.

I hate Brandon.

by HotTim3434 November 16, 2016

Brandon

A gay

Brandon is gay

by Flashisher November 22, 2018

Brandon

the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.

oh another brandon jock walking our way

by mennhhamsnsjs January 9, 2014

Brandon

A great guy with a million friends. Loved by everyone. Never left out. by far the most popular kid in the school.

Omg guys its brandon how is he so popular.

by oh snap1234 January 27, 2016

Brandon

Conceded. Hard worker. Loves to spend money. Desperate for a girl. Very perverted constantly.

look at Brandon hes rich.

by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016

Brandon

dicksucker

Brandon is a dicksucker

by strakajagr April 16, 2019

Brandon

A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.

Hey yo brandon! You wanna appreciate this shlong?

by Ckeph March 20, 2016