8th of December

Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day

Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.

by FoxyPlayzReaper December 8, 2023

december 8th

december 8th is lacey ann’s birthday. the one day out of the year where she can eat all the food she want😋

“it’s december 8th, lacey’s ann’s birthday”
“happy birthday lacey ann it’s finally december 8th

by happy birthday u fat rat December 8, 2023

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

September 8th

This is the day where you have to either kiss your crush or your gf or bf. Your choice.

*kisses gf/bf*
Gf/bf/crush: why did you do that.

Person: It’s September 8th dummy

by Qwertyuioplkjhghjkl September 6, 2022

8th of September National booty pic day

A day where a gyal has to send booty pics

Today is 8th of September national booty pic day that means any gyal has to send u booty pics

by Hrurhe September 7, 2022

March 8th

International womens day
The day women are equal to men

Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday

Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th

by TheGrogan November 8, 2022