Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

Teris kitten

A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward

Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me

Teris Kitten: oh no please

Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor

by Wanna breed July 8, 2021

Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

scaramouches.kitten.owo

Is a famous tiktoker, artist and lyre player. Also is a venti simp. They also go by the identification such as "Arien". She also is an amazing friend and owns two cats.

hey, have you seen scaramouches.kitten.owo's new video? its so funny! peak comedy
yeah, i love their content so much! their edits are so addictive and i love their art! i wish i was as amazing as Arien.

by mxyia111 February 9, 2022

shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023

chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 6, 2017