pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater

by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Derived from "The Wizard of Oz," while in the movie, the phrase is intended to mean "don't pay any attention to the wizard not being real," it has evolved into a more literal and deeper phrase in modern times.

The fundamental moral lesson of the "Wizard of Oz" is that you MUST follow, follow, follow the "yellow bricked road" to success with your friends who have no brains, no hearts and no courage. Follow the "yellow bricked road to success (the Emerald City) no matter the cost." The Emerald City representing "utopia" or an oasis like (based in illusion) paradise. Follow the road no matter what to the "Emerald City" and when you ultimately realize your entire journey has been for naught, for a lie, for a fake made up imaginary oasis, you are to remember most importantly of all to ""pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"" or "remember to forget that it's all been for a lie."

In the new movie 'Wicked' the entire plot relies on you following your programming and always remembering to forget that the Emerald City has always been fake, the wizard has never been real. Thus, the entirety of the plot is based on a lie and falls apart RAPIDLY if you don't remember to forget.

by SerenityJosh March 7, 2025

pooh-pay

The most amazingly lovable female dog ever, yo! Masters name is probably robbie or daniel and usually refers to him as daddy. Is usually well behaved but make mistakes sometime, but who does'nt? Has blackish/dark brownish hair and is of the lap/shepard mix variety! But this dog is no mutt, just unique. Pooh-pay's never like to sleep alone and like to run around in grave yards. And sometimes push their masters wife off the bed, but she still loves the dog because no one could not love a pooh-pay.

"Darn it pooh-pay is running around in the grave yard!"
"Pooh-pay loves her daddy!"

by the wife... ;) February 3, 2012

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.

"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."

by paytheduck May 1, 2025

Gender-pay gap

The biggest lie sold to humanity, only second to the existence of God, according to which women are paid less than men because they are women.
Often used by women who are unable to get promotions because they're simply not good enough at their job.

Taylor : I am a waitress and I do not get paid as much as my manager. This is gender-pay gap !!

by TheBiteMyBiscuitsGuy March 26, 2025