A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
Get the fucktardmug. Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to Neotard, only not limited to politics.
People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.
by Razzizoz April 4, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug. 1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either.
An ultimate word of contempt.
An ultimate word of contempt.
Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night?
What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.
Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.
What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.
Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.
by uygbuy August 18, 2010
Get the Fucktardmug. a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.
Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
by Big R #1 January 9, 2011
Get the fucktardmug. by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. Get the fucktardmug.