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White flush

When you eat a girl out in the bathroom so everytime she cums it goes into the toilet for easy disposal
“I white flushed my girl the other day, Cleaned it just by a flush”.

Royal flush is eating your girl in the bathroom
by foodamirite June 27, 2023
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flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.
Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.
by mennosimons March 21, 2024
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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Plunger flush

When you take a dump that requires a plunger in order to flush the toilet
Omg. All that Mexican food made me have to take a plunger flush.
by rhasson77 March 22, 2019
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Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.
Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 5, 2022
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Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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