Tard cake 

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

Tard cake by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Tard Lane 

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

Tard Lane by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

Tard Mami 

CLM

Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

Tard Mami by hj_69 December 28, 2016

tard narfin 

Mentally challenged and unaware of it

You are a tard narfin

tard narfin by Dax Dax March 26, 2017

Tard nap 

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

Tard nap by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Tard on 

Wore slick out

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .

Tard on by anonymous March 5, 2021

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

'tard sitter by redpillsatori July 15, 2021