check mate situation

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

by tamUHra November 1, 2011

mates before dates

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

fucking hell mate

Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.

"Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can't get this dildo in my ass."

by SomeoneYouShouldNotCareAbout July 9, 2016

esther-mating

To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.

Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.

by Matthew James Harper September 3, 2007

Fucking hell, mate

A term of extreme shock for someone from Britain.

Fucking hell, mate! I can't believe people think we'd spell the word "arse" as "ass"!!

by Slobert July 10, 2016

bloody oath mate

Something that is true

1. He's gay

2. Bloody oath mate

by The dank meme lord December 8, 2016

Yeah Mate Yeah

aussie slang for affirmative. and also the name of an awesome website.

Q. Are u hitting the piss tonite mate?
A. Yeah mate yeah

Q. So the car a runs alright?
A. Ohhh yeah mate yeah, its a fuckin ripper

by unwritten law March 19, 2004