Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

Lion King

A movie

I watched the Lion King yesterday.

by NotAFurry2 April 7, 2019

uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)

if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it

by Snarly May 29, 2008

Kinging

To be the boss of people

King Arthur is kinging me.

by souveniring April 20, 2019

for KING & COUNTRY

A Christian duo band formed by the brothers Joel and Luke Smallbone.

person: hey, are you listening to for KING & COUNTRY?
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence

by Colby/Lowen May 10, 2023

King Kong

King Kong is a super huge monkey.

BuckWild is a King Kong.

by KINGKONG12356 February 11, 2019

Jugg King

Tuka, also known as the jugg king known for repeatedly hitting banks with xSupreme. Lastly checked tuka net worth is worth 2m WITHOUT a job.

“Watch out whenever xSupreme and tuka is together nobody banking login is safe, best to keep your distance.” - Jugg King

by Katie payn January 15, 2023