Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019

corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

Fart

A thing between the butt cheeks that ruins relationships

Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.

by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Fart Leper

The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.

Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.

by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019