Poop Snoop

The act of snooping in someones poop to gain pleasure

Bill: dude I caught Lenny snooping in my poop yesterday
John: Well hes just a Poop Snoop

by Shelly12324 October 9, 2019

Poop

You are poop like your nan

Nan:i am poop
You:so am i

by Yourmommyuwubaka October 17, 2021

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.

Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.

by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021

Poop

You poop and I am a very good at it

I poop on my mom

by Angel ina June 7, 2020

Poop

This long piece of sh*t that comes from your butt.

Ewww that’s a big turd or poop. XD

by Taco_Cat June 22, 2018

poop

An excuse to get out of class for an hour

Me: I have to go poop teach
Class: EWWWWWWWWWWW

by That_Usless_Person October 14, 2020