bae-ting off

The act of touching oneself to the thought of their significant other.

My girlfriend has been gone away on business for weeks now, but I still think about her all the time. Especially when I'm bae-ting off at night.

by Obi-Wan-Shinobi June 16, 2018

Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol

“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”

by Michael Flex July 17, 2018

off the wall paul

That midlife crisis guy who dresses like he mugged a 13 year old on the way to the skate park and is still going by his 17 year old douchey nickname.

Here comes an off the wall Paul; he's 40 but dresses like Tony Hawk's youngest son; acts like a poser

by DMack2018 May 29, 2018

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018

Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off

Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January

by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

pulled off a Dean

When you offer or promise somebody to cover their shift at work but then you leave or get out of your promise without explanation and acting rude when prompted.

I had a chance to leave work early today but Paul pulled off a Dean on me.

by Awildamer November 25, 2019