penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

Privileged Penis Cracker

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019

intra-vaginal penis

a humorous term for clitoris because the clitoris is analogous to the penis.

Stimulate the intra-vaginal penis of the girl before penetrating your manhood into her.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

dont take my penis

To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.

To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).

Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please

by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010

grandfather cock butthole penis

look it up on google

omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.

by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.

Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

by Sir Julio November 14, 2010