I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.
by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.
by anonymous June 7, 2018
