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ass bitch

A woman you desire to fuck greatly in the ass.
by Vagasaurusrex June 4, 2009
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ass miner

the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.
john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.
by dark bud December 2, 2009
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wild ass

A person who does something either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid so as to merit the description of an agitated donkey.
I can never understand Dr. Valk's lectures, he's a total wild ass.

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Did you see that huge spoiler Mike put on the back of his car. What a wild ass.
by D. Lee Miller January 9, 2008
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hatchet ass

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.
She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.
by Shanda September 28, 2004
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ass whopper

1. A very loud fart.
2. A piece of crap which ends up between your butt cheeks by accident when you try to push only a fart out.
1. Joe let out a real ass whopper after eating that can of beans.
2. Tom had to run to the bathroom after blowing an ass whopper.
by Jimmy February 29, 2004
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Canned Ass

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).
*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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fart ass

1. A person who fart asses around...Lazy fat slob
Get of your but fart ass
by sj January 12, 2004
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