J O E

The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.

Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon

by TheofficialJ O E May 9, 2022

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A way to say goodbye to your friends or loved ones.

- I gotta go, e.
- E, see you later.

by eiknaxui March 15, 2021

I+E

The love between the most amazing girl in the world and isaiah

I+e is so perfect

by Zaybird October 26, 2018

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by AFK93 June 18, 2022

selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

e-diot

an idiot in a discord server who is chronically online and fucking retarded as shit

"this dude is such an e-diot falling for the most obvious catfish"

by sexo fender October 7, 2025

e-stim

to aimlessly jump/move around in a video game while focusing on another task (e.g. talking to a friend in chat, waiting for someone to come back to their keyboard after being away, etc.)

"Oh, that? Yeah, he told me about it when we were e-stimming in Minecraft."

by pyrule November 26, 2024