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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Brotisserie Chicken

Your bro for life. They'll always stand up for you no matter what and support your decisions, even if they're stupid as fuck.
Thanks for the advice, you're my brotisserie chicken.
by bbkush May 21, 2019
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Chicken nuggets

Little nugget pieces of chicken sold in fast food places such as McDonalds.
ex.

How Much Money do you have?

69 Cents

Oh you know what that means

I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
by just_me6 May 22, 2019
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Chicken Nugget

girl: ur a chicken nugget
boy: what the fuck did u just call me. u piece of shit.
girl: thats better than a chicken nugget my dude
by my chicken nugget dude May 22, 2019
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Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.
EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019
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Chicken Scratch

I was so tired my essay started to look like chicken scratch
by bootyjuicebandit May 26, 2019
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