Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
Get the John Hancockmug. 
by Factman007 July 26, 2017
Get the john borushmug. Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
by yungggphat July 2, 2019
Get the John Ham Boymug. Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart
he doesn’t feel remorse anymore
he is someone you can’t recognize no more
he breaks your heart
he doesn’t feel remorse anymore
he is someone you can’t recognize no more
friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine
friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/
me: yeah i’m fine
friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/
by tjugofknett September 23, 2020
Get the Johnmug. The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!
by Cutie pie 11 September 27, 2018
Get the john figueroamug. by nao and gis June 7, 2022
Get the WHAT THE JOHN?!mug.