Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

John Forsaken

Shedletsky from the hit Roblox game "forsaken"

Hey is that Shedletsky, John Forsaken?!?!?!? I wanna play forsaken with him!!!!

by Makar4ik August 2, 2025

John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025