John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.
by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019
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As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)
Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".
by Snh88 February 27, 2020
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Get the Skippy John Joe mug.A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
by silence wench February 13, 2022
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Get the John Doe mug.Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.
by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020
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