jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 17, 2011

Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
(Please approve this)

Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018

Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

Jack

Short zelda player leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooo! also likes spamming and is a sexy beast

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! was that jack i just saw

by TheBETA_GANGgang9728 August 14, 2023

Jack

Jacks are pure and gentle kind souls. Jack would never wanna hurt anyone ever even if they dislike them, they'd still try to be as kind as possible. If you know a good friend named Jack then consider that as good luck. He'll never let you down or make u upset, even if he did he would never do it on purpose. Jack would only want the best for him and the people around him. When you compliment him he might deny it but keep complimenting him! Denying compliments is just in their nature. Also Jacks' voice r HOT AF

Person1: Have you talked tothat boy named Jack?

Person2: Yeah OMG his voice is so HOT!

by Freeyaa1 January 26, 2020