Life fail

When someone does something mistakenly, embarrassing, or fucks up in some way.
Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?

Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
by Triple L77 February 25, 2018
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life is roadblocks

a qoute said by dj kalheed
"remember life is roadblocks stay tuned for more,, dj kalheed
by the big fat rat November 14, 2023
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Life Blowz

Life Blowz is a comedic webcomic drawn by Bobby Maher. It's about a character named Steve who likes to skateboard. He is also known for having some trouble with women. He has a best friend named Colin, who he usually goes to for advice. If you’ve ever been the social outcast, plagued by relationship troubles, and hexed with bad luck, you need to go see this comic.
Tim: Yo man, have you ever read THE WORLD'S MOST INCREDIBLE WEBCOMIC?

Joe: Oh you mean Life Blowz? Of coarse I have!
by callyabo July 30, 2010
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Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all life's problems and/ or troubles
why is ashely taking so long to shower?
Leave her alone she is life scrubbing
by Kandy apples December 28, 2015
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Life scrubbing

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all of life's problems and or troubles
Why is Ashley taking so long in the bathroom?
Leave her alone mom. She's life scrubbing
by Kandy apples December 28, 2015
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Life Rapist

One who fucks up the lives of unsuspecting friends and relatives and then gaslights you into thinking it was all your idea.
Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in
by Icantsaywhatkindofdoctor August 18, 2024
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