Big gulp brown out. Often occurs while driving over long periods of time. The sudden urge to drop a deuce comes at the worst possible time. No gas stations in sight, no trees or bushes, and all you have is an empty, xtra large, plastic soft drink cup from 7-11 (BIG GULP). Since you have been prairie dogging for the past 15 minutes hoping there will be a rest stop, there is no time to contemplate other options. Shit in the cup. It takes some skill if you are the driver but it is worth it once accomplished. After shitting in the cup, put the lid and straw back on the cup. Aim at the nearby elderly driver, hag, douche bag, or fag and chuck the dirty bomb out the window "CAREFULLY". Once the bomb has hit the windshield it will explode and cause a, BIG GULP BROWN OUT, similar to a snowy white out. If the bomb is pre planned, the deuce will most likely be more solid, resulting in another similar phenomenon the BIG GULP MUDSLIDE!! the shit wont cover as much area and will be more clumpy resembling mud.
DILROD: Hey man, can we stop somewhere so i can shit.
CHAUNCEEY: No, we are already late. Why dont you shit in the empty big gulp.
DILROD: Ok.......... (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) UNNNNGH!!... AAAHhAhahhhhh......EErrRRgGGGhHH.....whew...(wipes ass with sock and puts it in the cup)......what do i do with it now?
CHAUNCEEY: Just chuck it out the window.
DILROD: Ok. I'll aim for that old HAG, we just passed. I think she was driving slow on purpose..................Ready, aim, fire!!!! We have. contact. That was an awesome "Big gulp brown out"
CHAUNCEEY: I think we should enter that into the Urban Dictionary.
CHAUNCEEY: No, we are already late. Why dont you shit in the empty big gulp.
DILROD: Ok.......... (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) UNNNNGH!!... AAAHhAhahhhhh......EErrRRgGGGhHH.....whew...(wipes ass with sock and puts it in the cup)......what do i do with it now?
CHAUNCEEY: Just chuck it out the window.
DILROD: Ok. I'll aim for that old HAG, we just passed. I think she was driving slow on purpose..................Ready, aim, fire!!!! We have. contact. That was an awesome "Big gulp brown out"
CHAUNCEEY: I think we should enter that into the Urban Dictionary.
by RUGER August 06, 2013
Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.
by Jeff February 16, 2005
A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.
A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
by peaceloveandfriendship July 02, 2009
True Brown Style 13, also known as TBS, with filipino origins.
Its a group of retarded Filipino kids that live on the consumption of gasoline solvents. They take refuge in the sewers of manila. They seem to think its cool to look utterly retarded and their poor misrepresentation of music and art leaves some people mentally disturbed. Most NORMAL people compare this group of retards to dog turds and multiple used condoms, fortunately dog turds do more good because dog turds can serve as a fertilizer, DOG SHIT > True BROWN style.
Its a group of retarded Filipino kids that live on the consumption of gasoline solvents. They take refuge in the sewers of manila. They seem to think its cool to look utterly retarded and their poor misrepresentation of music and art leaves some people mentally disturbed. Most NORMAL people compare this group of retards to dog turds and multiple used condoms, fortunately dog turds do more good because dog turds can serve as a fertilizer, DOG SHIT > True BROWN style.
Here is an example of a retarded kid that belongs to the True Brown Style 13 Gang.
Search True Brown Style in youtube, i can't post links
btw, non of their members have any sex organs since they are neither male nor female.
Search True Brown Style in youtube, i can't post links
btw, non of their members have any sex organs since they are neither male nor female.
by Constanthinderance September 14, 2009
When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.
by paragod October 16, 2007
The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.
(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
by J.Mil January 09, 2012
brown bottle swine is defined as the disgusting filthpig asshole who at your small poker game feels the need to chew tobacco at the table and without notifying anyone decides to use an empty dark colored beer bottle that you are accustomed to drinking out of and using it as a spittoon.yet setting it down at the table within close proximity of another person.unbeknownst to the soon to be victim who thinks has has yet 1 more swig left of his beer takes said bottle with a trace of another mans spit and used tobacco and whatever else,puts it to his lips to drink and to his dismay finds the grim reality of filth.this act is punishable by death.the reaction of the of the victim is vomiting horribly,defined as the brown bottle flu.
a friend of mine called me up one evening after work and asked if i would like to meet him and a few other guys at the clubhouse to play a game of poker.i said hell yea,ran to the store and got a 6 pack and as i neared the end of my last bottle,i realised i must be in the company of the brown bottle swine,given the spit and tobacco i digested.soon i was under the clear understanding that i had the brown bottle flu.
by Mr.Badluck May 19, 2010