Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”
by urdefined February 10, 2024

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.
Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?
by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

420th President of the United States
He started his career at age 12 Working as a Mc. Donalds Employee, at age 14 he got fired for being a Simp
He started becoming a president at the age of 69, and currently has a criminal record of stealing everyone's burger
He started his career at age 12 Working as a Mc. Donalds Employee, at age 14 he got fired for being a Simp
He started becoming a president at the age of 69, and currently has a criminal record of stealing everyone's burger
by LePost James March 26, 2020

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.
Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from
the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from
the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!
by SV_15 September 4, 2017

by superglizzygobbler10000 August 19, 2022

An orange skinned former US president who likes to build walls (aka fences). He grew up with too much money and little too few brain cells, resulting in the first US president to have so much but so little.
by Arc123456789 March 3, 2022

I can’t go to the beach this weekend because the salon screwed up and gave me a trump. Now I’m too embarrassed to be seen in public!
by Rebecca117 June 23, 2021
