Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors

“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”

by Lopsin June 22, 2024

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker

Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.

by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021