Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

double bobo honk

To honk on/suck two cocks/bobos at once!

Me and my buddy just got a double bobo honkin for 50 on Bankhead today:)

by wodie Dog Express April 28, 2011

Double V

Term that describes person who is both a Virgin and Vegatarian

You sure you wanna date that? I heard she was a Double V!

by burple81 January 1, 2011

Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.

I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy

by JigJiggly May 26, 2022

double dippin dicks

When an individual, usually female, has entered and supported two or more sexual relationships with men.

"You need to stop double dippin dicks Mom."

by roached February 27, 2025

doubles dni

a phrase kinstagrammers use to indicate they do not allow people to interact who kin/have-delusions-of-being characters they identify with.

mostly used by delusional people, so interacting could possibly get you ganged up on lowkey.

person: hi my name is ____! i am nepeta leijon from homestuck! doubles dni

person 2: bruh

by Haileyislazy on insta October 23, 2023

double s’s

abbreviation for sexy shoulders

ryan: *sends shoulder pics*
sailor: wow total double s’s

by sailorbeach January 5, 2021