A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
Get the Fartism- Version 3mug. by babystormy19 October 4, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. A group of immatures who play roblox and relax on yachts. They also have sully pillow pets, Mickey Mouse hands with blood on and a papa smurf fetish. They also watch memeulous because he is the on true god. They also listen to PTV because they’re emo as frick. No swearing in the mandem either.
by Quack mandem creator (god) May 13, 2018
Get the Quack mandem :3mug. 
by yoshi.archive October 15, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. Now theres a lot of peeps named Hannah, ik, but dis Hannah is extremely special :3 1. Shes really sweet, caring, nice, and the nicest person ever :D(not to mention shes hawt) 2. Shes rlly talented :o her art is extremely impressive and looks sooo gooood! 3. Shes the best gf a dumbass like me could ask for :3 LiKe i dont deserve her at all but i has her and im extremely lucky to be with her!! I love her like a lot and she luvs me too and that- Just that alone makes me happy as hekk :D
by ThatRandomSoftBoi July 22, 2021
Get the Hannah :3mug. This symbol is used in the webcomic Homestuck to reference a specific type of romance known as Kismesissitude.
In Homestuck, the trolls, a species of aliens whose society relies on violence, have four separate forms of romance. Kismesissitude, or Pitch romance is described as true, equal hatred towards each other and is one of these forms, it is denoted by the spade symbol that is generally on playing cards. With a pitch romance, there does have to be some sort of respect and attraction in the relationship, even though it is based on hatred, some level of admiration is what fuels it. Your hatred for your kismesis would be based not on pure loathing, but on some type of love with the underlying good traits and romantic hatred of the bad.
In Homestuck, the trolls, a species of aliens whose society relies on violence, have four separate forms of romance. Kismesissitude, or Pitch romance is described as true, equal hatred towards each other and is one of these forms, it is denoted by the spade symbol that is generally on playing cards. With a pitch romance, there does have to be some sort of respect and attraction in the relationship, even though it is based on hatred, some level of admiration is what fuels it. Your hatred for your kismesis would be based not on pure loathing, but on some type of love with the underlying good traits and romantic hatred of the bad.
by smellyegg November 24, 2022
Get the <3<mug.