John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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John William is a legend of man he has a massive big thick penis, woman mostly love he’s fit sexy body but he can be a bit of penis at times, he’s penis makes up for it
John is a name of a person and this defines him as a human
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John is unpredictable and incredible. John can literally lit up someone's life with his unpredictable humor. His existence is someone's happiness, that a person never deem that his presence would just turn things around in an unpredictable way. His gaze is a weakness.It shows how he can be genuine and fragile too. He's incredible in all aspects, that even though a person is normally have imperfections, for him, it makes him more unique and deserving to be loved. He is extravagant—someone that will always worthy of all good things. A John in a person's life is a blessing. A gift from God that is so undeserving for us, because he is more than what we have asked for. Better acknowledge John forever.
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a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku
Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"
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John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.
by s_ome_one QwQ January 20, 2020
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A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.
by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021
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John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.
He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!
by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018
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