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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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P-Hole

PCP's equivalent of a K-Hole
Despite warnings, Tim decided to P-Hole and lost contact with reality.
by Cosmic Breeze November 1, 2023
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Guest Hole

Anus. The vagina is sacred and only to be used by one's significant other. As the ass is saved for the cheating women and that's where they need to keep thier adventures outside thier primary relationship. Using protection with anyone else is also a must of course. It is thought to be offensive to have ones husband have sex with a female in the ass without protection as this is where the stray diseases may lurk due to community deposits and mishaps. Never allow anyone outside of the primary relationship use the vagina as that is just low of a person. And that person will be sent to hell for adultry. All others that have sex with the married woman must use the guest hole only. It's just common respect when respect is already broken. It's the way to have sex with no intentions of getting a divorce. Some men will give 2nd chanced eaiser knowing she reserved her vagina for him and him only!
Jack and Jim pounded Lisa in the guest hole cuz she was cheating on her husband just looking for a good time but had no intention on leaving him.
by Alsolex August 12, 2025
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In the hole

Being in jail with no room or rec time. only being allowed out your cell for 1hr a day.
“I was in the hole my entire bid cuz i got caught fucking a female CO”
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Rubbing holes

Rubbing holes is when two women rub each other vaginas together
Two horny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together
by Bing-a-ling5 November 26, 2016
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butt hole

butt hole and penis go together like peanut butter and jelly
by Love the bum March 6, 2020
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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