extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016

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Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"

by Cucarachina May 7, 2014

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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

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When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024

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Smell-o-fart

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.

Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020

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