Fart Bellow

When a person farts then try’s to vent the fart out the back of the waist band to quickly evacuate the smell from their pants

John farted prior to entering the party. He was afraid he would drag it into the party, crop dusting everyone. John quickly performed a fart bellow then confidently entered the residence to join the party.

by salty slug October 4, 2022

Fart Finish

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.

That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

FART

HAHAHAHHAH FUNNY FART

JOE: DID YOU FART?
DAVE: YES I DID FART!

by DFGHYUJI76READFGTYUI March 24, 2024

Verfied Fart

When someone farts into a jar and it needs to be verified

I would like this verfied fart

by Its_AmeliaBrown January 8, 2022

head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 7, 2023

Eating Farts

This means eating Ass

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass

by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023

Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021