by douchemonkey October 29, 2009

by him. right over there September 6, 2010

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.
by HLOKTY September 30, 2010

by Dick pat danny May 14, 2018

Girl: i was gonna bang simon till he whipped it out and it was a piggy dick, i ran as soon as i saw it
by XenoInfrared June 5, 2016

by Emo yaoi~ March 19, 2017

1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs
2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac
My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though
by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011
