1. Taking Ambien before sex to forget who you were with the next day.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
2. The excuse Tiger Woods used with his wife for cheating.
Ambien Sex. eg. Waking up next to Tiger Woods with you ass hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of Ambien in your hand.
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I just saw the new movie that came out yesterday. It was fuckin' sex!
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Kit was just finishing with practice when Tom, the hottest kid in her grade came up and asked if they could hang out after class and she willingly agreed on the one condition he took her number now, they went for ice cream but then he teasingly led her to his house where he then cornered her on his couch and ripped off her showy crop top all while his rock hard cock grew harder and harder then he tore off his pants and stuck his 9-inch into her mouth and he started leaking immediatly before she roughly took ot out and gave him a hand job worthy of a king, he slid his dick knto her pulsing vagina and she moaned with pleasure, he shallow fucked her for about five minutes before she moaned and told him to STOP SHALLOW FUCKING HER and he penetrated her immediately reaching her g spot and hearing her moan in satisfaction, she went into one of many orgasms and he started licking her titties and he ate her out
Kit was just finishing with practice when Tom, the hottest kid in her grade came up and asked if they could hang out after class and she willingly agreed on the one condition he took her number now, they went for ice cream but then he teasingly led her to his house where he then cornered her on his couch and ripped off her showy crop top all while his rock hard cock grew harder and harder then he tore off his pants and stuck his 9-inch into her mouth and he started leaking immediatly before she roughly took ot out and gave him a hand job worthy of a king, he slid his dick knto her pulsing vagina and she moaned with pleasure, he shallow fucked her for about five minutes before she moaned and told him to STOP SHALLOW FUCKING HER and he penetrated her immediately reaching her g spot and hearing her moan in satisfaction, she went into one of many orgasms and he started licking her titties and he ate her out
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