Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Super duper friend

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.

Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.

by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023

Ugly and Fat Friend Day

On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.

“i love you bro”
“bro why u being so kind”
“it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”

by Jejeieie June 26, 2023

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023

Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.

I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..

by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023

She's just a friend

Quoted many times from the boy who is a blind as he is blond

Adrien "she's just a friend"
LITERALLY everyone else "😡"

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty August 29, 2023