double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.

Double-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.

I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy

by JigJiggly May 26, 2022

Double V

Term that describes person who is both a Virgin and Vegatarian

You sure you wanna date that? I heard she was a Double V!

by burple81 January 1, 2011

double dippin dicks

When an individual, usually female, has entered and supported two or more sexual relationships with men.

"You need to stop double dippin dicks Mom."

by roached February 27, 2025

Double-Double-Downer

A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.

Look at that fat bitch! I bet she's a double-double-downer!

by suoivun April 21, 2010