blodøkse

A Blodøkse is a lastname that origins from the sexy and epic danish vikings. The once that drank milk straight outta the tittytap, and the once that eat hotwings on chickens that have not yet been slaughtered. A blodøkse is a real motherfucking man, mayn! You can't beat em, so you better join em!

Dude 1: I wish my parents would have named me Blodøkse. All the girls from class only dates boys with that name.

Dude 2: Me too, dude.

Dude 1: My life suck!

Dude 2: Mine too, dude.

by Simon - Destroyer of Worlds October 10, 2019

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times

A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead

by The original vsco November 21, 2019

Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb

"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"

by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020

blonde

dumbass

“You’re a dumbass”
“It was just a blonde moment”
“They’re the same damn thing”

by simpslut April 16, 2020

Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020

Blonde

A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.

Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her

by Smartqueen June 13, 2020