Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 22, 2010

Monkey D. Luffy

That one dude from One Piece who is probably homosexual considering how much he likes putting meat in his mouth.

Girl: "I like Monkey D. Luffy!"
Man: "He is gay"

by Jeef The Dumbass July 21, 2022

Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip

jesus monkey lords i am bored!

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 01, 2004

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice February 01, 2009

Hammer monkey tight

Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!

This outfit is Hammer Monkey Tight!!
Or those wheels are Hammer Monkey Tight!!

by Gab October 20, 2003

Monkey on your back

Severe relentless back pain one gets during opiate withdrawal.

hardest part of detox will be the monkey on your back

by XsubZ April 17, 2010