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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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(2) Girl

A (2) Girl is a person (often a female) that just repeats a line that you said back to you. A reason has yet to be found why people are sometimes like this, it is believed that they become this way due to their lack of creativity in communicating with someone. A person like this is often found when chatting online, especially when you're having a flirty conversation.
Ex 1;
Boy: I want you so bad. I'll make you the happiest girl in the entire universe.
Girl: I want you too so bad, and I'll also make you the happiest boy in the entire universe.
Boy: What a (2) Girl.

Ex 2;
Boy: I'm going to make you the queen of my world.
Girl: Same.
Boy: What a (2) Girl.

Ex 3;
Boy: You are the bread to my butter.
Girl: (2)
Boy: What a (2) Girl.
by Kuwo January 14, 2021
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Reason 2 Die

A game made by PlaceRebuilder on ROBLOX, ruined by exploiters, we have a memorial item hat named: Edgar's head.
mathew_scrub: Hey, did you even play Reason 2 Die?

Newbie: wtf no what is that i only know of reason 2 die awakning
by mathew_scrub July 27, 2017
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Papa onri 2

Woah it's a papa onri 2 they are insane Jarvis like cheater scoped
by PahHHah September 2, 2020
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.2.ligação.2.

.2.ligação.2.
.2.ligação.2.
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from 2 to 102

The age range through which you can catch these hands if you don’t watch your mouth
Wtf did she say? Idgaf how old she is. Anyone from 2 to 102 can get it.
by Pleasez January 14, 2024
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2/22/22

2/22/22 they say that date is very special one and it's true they call it Twos-days

It is very special not just for anyone and for me as well, like damn it is special for me, it's the date my fiance and i finally become lovers

Im so grateful to have her i have a huge crush on her since we were teens and until now nothing change i lover her so much she is the most wonderful woman i ever met she got all the flex I'll tell you the looks is just a damn bonus, she can do anything cook, draw, clean, dance, etc. She can be handful tho not because of her attitude because she just want to annoy me damn i lover her so much.

I hope we can fixe any problem we encounter, and talk things out no matter how hard the arguments is at the end of the day we two got each other's back im committed to her since day one I don't see nobody but her, i can already picture our future together.

So yeah i probably didn't give you a answer on what is 2/22/22 it's just a special day because it can be read the same way backward and forward

But im glad i can give my very own special meaning on how special that date is.

I love you, joannaliza 🐰
-🐢
2/22/22 is a special date because it's our anniversary.

2/22/22 is a special date because it can be read backward and forward
by TURTLE26 May 28, 2022
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