M80’d

When you get absolutely annihilated in a figurative sense.

I went to the pawnshop at 2 AM to try to get some cash, and they gave me $40 for my Glock. They took an M80, shoved it up my asshole, and detonated it! I’ll never go back they’re, I got M80’d!

by TheLoaners April 10, 2025

Stevie D

Slightly autistic asian man with rich parents but hes very lonely

Damn nobody really wants to be Stevie D

by anthony luvchants June 5, 2019

D&D

Desperate & dateless

D&D being defined as not involved in romantic engagements or relationships.
"She has been desperate and dateless for some time now"

by YaYa Gee July 31, 2022

Big D

Tommy's nickname for DreamWasTaken (Dream).

Tommy: HEYYY BIG D
Drista: Why do you call my brother Big D?

by MCYTFanCuzWhyNot February 9, 2021

d-rocked

getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.

Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"

by nach015 January 10, 2012

D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

by Ak lol September 10, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021